Please send this to us by postal method. We do not communicate electromagnetically
– Hand-written letter (via clientsfromhell) Via Clients From HellLook, I don’t even want to do this project. God is telling me to create an online community for Christians. I’ve never even been on the internet, and I never will! So buck up and do what God needs you to do!
– Client response to why he hasn’t paid my contract deposit (via clientsfromhell) Via Clients From HellClient: These colors don’t look right to me…
Me: Really? We’re using colors from the logo.
Client: Oh, okay. It doesn’t matter. I’m colorblind anyway.
I go to a client’s boutique shop as he called me and said he wanted me to create a website for him. Then he turns on his laptop and proudly said he just bought it a couple of days ago and the computer shop guy “installed” gmail on his laptop!
Tried to explain that Gmail is not installed but then I realised this guy doesn’t know the difference between a web browser, email, websites and facebook. Kept asking me if I can “install” facebook for him!!
Sigh…
The Waiting Game
I have been sitting in Old Town cafe for the last 4 hours or so waiting for my car to be fixed. Apparently the rubber bushings on the front wheels are shot, hence some terrible grinding sound whenever I make a turn. Sigh… time’s a wasted and a great big hole is gonna appear in my pocket. Merry Christmas indeed!!
Can we do a website in complete 3D? Maybe users can print out 3D glasses to look at it too!
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Via Clients From HellPlease make the video between 60 seconds and 1 minute.
– (via clientsfromhell) Via Clients From Hell
Me: “I’m going to need your FTP password.”
Client: “Oh, it’s automatic.”
Me: “Automatic?”
Client: “Yeah, when you log in, the password is automatically there, all set… If you want I can tell you how many dots are in it, so you can check.”
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an analog being trying to live in a digital world...
